aurora kirsten: April 2005

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

ganda ko!

Name : Aurora Kirsten Lahoz Cortezano
Nickname: kitten
Birthdate: September 12, 2001
Birthplace: Pueto Princesa City, Palawan Philippines
Address: Jalandoon Village, Libis, San Pedro, Puerto
Princesa City, Palawan 5300

MATALINONG BATA

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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, em?" "Harry what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Harry, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Harry: "Pockets."
Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
Ms Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Harry: Coconut
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.

Harry: Bubblegum
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: Shake hands
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Harry: Yep.
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Harry: Tent
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Harry: Wedding Ring
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Harry: Nose
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Harry: Arrow
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Harry: Firetruck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the sixth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."

Sunday, April 10, 2005

the melting princess

Once upon a time... There lived a king.
The King had a beautiful daughter, the Princess.
But the kingdom was a sad place.
There was no laughter, and no joy.
The problem was, that everything the Princess touched would melt.
No matter what, metal, wood... anthing she touched would melt!!
Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired.
What could he do to help his beautiful daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians.
One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The King was overjoyed.
The next day, he held a competition.
Any man who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt at her touch, would marry her and inherit the King's wealth.
Three young princes took up the challenge.
The first Prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium.
When the Princess touched it, it melted.
The Prince went away sadly.
The second Prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt.
But, alas, once the Princess touched it, it melted.
He too went away disappointed.
The third Prince approached. He told the Princess, "
Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."
The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She felt something hard.
She held it in her hand...and it did not melt!!
The King was overjoyed! Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed! A
nd the third Prince married the Princess and the both lived happily ever after. The question is?!?!?!?
What WAS the object in the Prince's pocket??? v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v
They were M&M's, of course. THEY melt in your MOUTH, NOT in your HAND!!